Nope, not what you thought. Not about working out.
I’m talking about those little guilty pleasures that each and every one of us has. My very good friend lists KUWTK (that’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians, if you’ve been living in solitude on a deserted island for the past however long) and any of the Real Housewives, and she was so very surprised, given that I am who I am, that those weren’t on my list.
When I partake, you know it’s a guilty pleasure.
Newest: Watching cartoons with Q. I loved cartoons as a kid. Saturday morning was the tits. I even watched them into adulthood – think Simpsons and Family Guy, with maybe an episode of Scooby-Doo thrown in. I’m now finding myself actually watching these new shows with Q – like I care about Sophia winning The Flying Derby, or I can’t turn away until I know if Doc was able to fix Hallie’s foot.
Most Despicable: Teen Mom (OG & 2). This is a classic example of a train wreck that you can’t stop looking at. I will step up on my soapbox for a moment to say that they are amazing young women that advocate for safe sex after learning from their mistakes and that I’m sure they are all doing the best that they can. Now I will step down and say that, I know we don’t get the full/true/real story due to editing, sometimes I just have to shake my head. But I can’t wait to see what happens next – I’ll tell you that.
Most Surprising: Justin Bieber’s song “What Do You Mean?” I just kind of love it. The words are so true – girls are dumb. Every time i pass it on the radio, I stop to listen. Like it so much it even made it to My Music.
Because Who Doesn’t Love Them: The Spice Girls. Really? I have to elaborate? They are adorable. The music just makes you want to dance and sing along. They are silly. Adele likes them. Enough said.
Most Common: Hours upon hours of the Food Network of HGTV. Because who doesn’t love to watch shows about food they could never duplicate or about homes they can never buy? Another casualty of the Age of Pinterest.
Pleasure That Most Women Have On Their List (although they may not admit it): Any movie staring JLo. It’s not that she’s a good actress. It’s not that she is absolutely stunning. She’s just enjoyable and charming and the movies are silly and girly. I’ll just list a few so that you can go back and remember the greatness: Maid In Manhattan, Monster-In-Law, The Wedding Planner, The Back-Up Plan, What To Expect When You’re Expecting
Techiest (Because being addicted to your iPhone doesn’t count): Mahjong Towers. Don’t start playing it – you won’t stop. When I just want to zone out, I start to play and, next thing I know, hours have gone by. Thank the techie universe that the game is only available on my iPad and not my iPhone!!
Oldest (and Favorite): Day drinking. I’m not really sure if this can be considered a guilty pleasure, but it’s something I love to do and don’t get to do it that often. Day drinking is best in the spring or summer or fall, when you can sit on the patio of just about anywhere and chat and drink and veg. There’s something about that little warm feeling you get when there is sunshine on your face.
And there you have it. I’m quirky and I like it.